this was my captcha on tinypic…
An Avengers exclusive with extra pointy things! Here’s my entirely fictional guide to what Agent Clint Barton will be pulling out in public when sequel time rolls around…
“An intelligence organization that fears intelligence? Historically, not awesome.”
— The Avengers (2012).
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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QUICKLY
SOMEONE DO THIS, BUT WITH A RAPIDASH AND AN EMPOLEON
THIS PLEASES ME
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
Last two panels from Dragon Days, a mini comic from Avatar: The Lost Adventures.
Amy Poehler is the best and Seventeen magazine is the worst and the only thing I would add to that answer would be a solid “Fuck you” after the end.
I really hope teenage girls take that to heart. Do you, hopefully you’ll find a guy who digs that.
(Source: kumalogic)
congrats to matt smith on carrying the olympic torch!
congrats to everyone else for surviving that ordeal
